"Looooong-ass layover" in Munich, Germany. Batz and I did exactly what the sign said and avoided running toward any boxes. : p

Here's me 'n' Batz on a riverboat across from the Kraków Sheraton. Poland is a beautiful country with lots of friendly people... and home to the world's greatest Vodka...

I went to Poland to find my ancestors... looks like Batz had more luck than me...

Some things you should know about Kraków: this is a picture of the street...

... and this is a picture of the sidewalk. Notice the difference? Neither did we! We found out the hard way that high heels aren't exactly the best for walking around town.

We wunnered: Is this is a "no-person/car/house/soccer zone?"

Batz imitates art in Market Square in Kraków.

"SMERFY?"! ... ooooooooh-kay :p

Poland's greatest bartender can be found at the Sheraton Kracków.

Batz and I met an Irish "Oompa-Loompa" in a park next to Market Square (although he didn't know what an Oompa-Loompa is...)

Vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka... potatoes... and vodka...

Batz and I enjoying a typical Polish breakfast (a 1-zlotly pretzel) in what we like to call "Pope Park" (across from the Radisson in Kraków).

Relaxing in the shade afer a long day of sightseeing.

"WTF????" Saw this on the wall in downtown Kraków near Market Square. We musta' spent an hour wondering, "Where the hell is the frickin' comma after the word "Dude?"