Here's a pic of me and Queensrÿche singer Geoff Tate at his July, 2002 concert at The Steamboat in Austin. As he autographed the insert of his latest CD (and unknowingly validated my parking stub) , I was asking him how many times clueless interview/paparazzi drones have called him "GEE-off" in the past 10 years...

This is my big, fat lazy kitty cat, CowCat Moo Kitty, doing what he does best.

Here I am proving the theory that web cams are a readily available, convenient implement for obtaining rapid, cheesy photographs of oneself.

My Gypsy buds, Ted and Jai, just after they polished off the last of the root beer and Fresca at my birthday party.

I was really close to paying off a new Harley...instead, I took the money & bought a mode of transportation that I never imagined I'd be, uh...transporting myself in... see pic below (and ignore the Honda I'm sittin' on):

BMW'S have never been my style, but I'm in love with this machine. I've gotta' admit, though, I get some pretty funky looks gettin' outta' this puppy wearin' my ripped jeans and stuff.

Me & my good friend Peggy hangin' out backstage at the Bob Marley Festival. Look at my squinty face sayin', "anyone wanna' take a trip to the Port-A-Potty with me?"

My band, Ally McBeelzebub, playing the Detroit Metalfest. I'm the chick on the left...as opposed to the dude on the right, I mean...

This very cool picture really belongs on my "China" page, but I'm lazy. Flying in from Beijing, I was observing the beauty of Hong Kong below and the coolness of the "Dragon Airlines" logo from my seat when I took this pic. Immediately afterward, I was reprimanded by the flight attendant for breaking the "no-digital-camera-picture-taking" rule (?).

I thought the palm trees, the Big Ben-like clock, and the mountainous background of this Motorola plant in Hong Kong would make a nice picture; but the humidity was so thick, I guess the mountains melted, the clock is...well, it's there somewhere, and I look like a spotted Keebler elf...

I drew this graphite portrait of god from a picture in a book (the original pic is on the lower right). Okay...so it's really a pic of David Gilmour (c. 1977), from the book "Pink Floyd-In the Flesh."

My brother Rick (left), and longtime bud, "Mert" at a party in Philadelphia. Mert is proudly displaying some of that Philadelphia-style charm with his, uh...middle finger.

I also paint on leather jackets, clothing and stuff. This is a tribute to my favorite band, Pink Floyd (it's the cover of Pulse CD). Check out the gas tank on my bike below, too...

I call this one "Dark Side of the Gas Tank."

Beautiful place, but...

This is Hong Kong. If I look a little crabby, it's because I was begging my friend, Sharon, to "hurry up and take the pic," on accounta' it was so freakin' hot and humid. Even the summers in HOUSTON aren't this schticky. The air felt like a huge bowl of warm Jell-O, but I LOVE Hong Kong!

Here's a pic of me nibbling on the petals of white roses-they happen to be an integral part of my low-carb diet...and besides, they taste a lot like chicken.