Whoda' thunk it?... Batz Maru and I found the good stuff… real Kentucky Bourbon (Maker's Mark) in Australia!

Batz washed up on Bells Beach after catchin’ a gnarly 15-footer. We still can’t find his board…

Thanks, Oz, for the world’s greatest 3-chord rock band! How can you not love AC/DC?

We were gonna’ go for a swim at St. Kilda, but Batz is bummed… he’s allergic to jellyfish.

Here’s me and Batz at…at…actually…I have no idea where we are…but it’s somewhere in Australia, and it sure looks nice, don’t it?

What would my website be without a cheezy picture of myself? My eyes are a little crossed because I’m wasted (what else is new?). Hahaha!

This is Robyn Walton. She’s my bestest friend. She’s a real Walton…you know, from Walton’s Mountain. Not sure how she’s related to the TV Waltons, but I think she was Jim-Bob’s third wife (or second cousin, I dunno’…).

No sh*t! They really have these here! I saw one with my own eyeballs!