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Kelly Kaye

Reformed Radio Personality

Comedian/Helicopter Pilot/Rodeo Clown/Shepherd/Zookeeper/Klingon High Council Labor Secretary/ Llama Breeder/Televangelist

Welcome to my website filled with useless information and goofy pictures!

I moved to Austin, Texas in 1990 from Haleiwa, Hawaii. Worked as a jock (radio DJ) in Austin for almost ten years and as a traffic/weather reporter for three. I had two separate radio jobs and five aliases (on 6 different stations) for awhile- that kept me busy 7 days a week. I am a co-owner of a hydrogeologic consulting firm in Austin, and a recent graduate of the University of Texas at Austin with a degree in Asian Studies-Japanese.

My career as a DJ began in the early 90's at the Austin affiliate of the now-defunct, kick-ass, nationwide, hard-rock station, Z-Rock. Z-Rock gave me the chance to create, produce and host my own thrash program, " Hard, Fast n' Nasty." Gawd, I loved that radio station! R.I.P. Z-Rock <sigh>

After Z-Rock, I had the honor of working for the legendary LBJS Broadcasting "family" (93.7FM) as a B-Team Jock. KLBJ is now owned by Emmis (or however the f*ck you spell it) Broadcasting, a company that has since fired almost all of my DJ colleague friends. >:|

I left KLBJ after 5 years to work for Austin's classic rock station, Z102, but I soon checked out of the "Ego Motel" (tee-hee). Since then I graduated UT and joined the Navy Reserves after 9/11, where I worked as a Journalist.

other crap about my life...

At 13, I talked my mom into buying me a bass. I skipped school a lot (voted "most absent" my senior year), and didn't care about anything but music. By 14, I was playing in at least two bands that really sucked (we thought we were great).

I joined the Navy active duty after high school. If I didn’t, I probably would have been dead by now, since I grew up in Philadelphia. In the ‘80’s, I was stationed at the Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD. I was given the fluff job as Master-At-Arms (Naval Security) for the Phys Ed dept. Basically, it was my job to walk around the Naval Academy, jiggle the door handles, and talk to the Midshipmen. In addition, I had to "guard" dressing room doors for visiting performers and rock bands. Not bad work for an 18-year old.

After the Naval Academy, I went to Air Traffic Control School at the Naval Air Station in Memphis, TN. Upon my discharge, I moved with my family to Haleiwa, Hawaii, where I worked as a tour guide (Waimea Falls Park) and a bartender (Pearl City Tavern). My family moved from Hawaii to Dallas, Texas. Shortly after, I reluctantly followed behind. It didn't take long for me to discover that Texas was gonna' be my new home, tho', 'cause I just love it here.

my current sitcha' ation…

I live with three fuzzy kitty-cats (Ushi Neko MooKitty, Gucci Hopodopolis McGreykitty, and G. Versace MacGreykitty), a fuzzy husband, and my older brother. I graduated from the University of Texas at Austin with a B.A. I love Asia (especially Japan), and I like to travel as often as possible. I have a humongous passion for Pink Floyd (especially David Gilmour-check out my "Jolly Ol' England" page for pics from my successful "stalking" of Mr. Gilmour at his houseboat in England). I'm a certified (certifiable?) Pink Floyd "freak." I also enjoy Monty Python, MST3K, and all fluffy, fuzzy and/or furry four-legged creatures (especially kitty-cats).

Goofy pictures of me n' my friends n' stuff

Pictures of my trip to China and Japan

Jolly Ol' England

My most recent trip to Australia

New Zealand

Poland (a.k.a, the Muthaland)



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