Hawaii

Kelly Kaye

WARNING GAMMAR NAZIS: My website is written in the vernacular (colloquial) English.
Hi! I moved to Austin, TX a long time ago from Hale'iwa, Hawai'i. "Badtz Maru" is my traveling partner. He is Hello Kitty's cousin. I sometimes call him "Tux," but Tux is also the quasi-official name of the Linux (my favorite OS) penguin. He is also known as the "bad penguin." The only social media in which I partake is the forum for the TV show TMZ (I don't do Facespace or Instatwit or anything like that).

I decided (on a whim) to fly to Philadelphia this weekend just to eat cheesesteaks for a few days. One thing great about Philly is the food! You probably won't see pics of the Liberty Bell here, but you will see me eating a cheesesteak (or three... or six) in South Philly.

I am currently residing in both Austin, Texas and Kona, Hawai'i.

"Ed-gu-mi-ca-tion"

My B.A. is in Asian Cultures and Languages/Japanese, with a minor in Korean, Chinese, and Indian (dot... not feather ). I also have a couple of other degrees that I don't talk about (wink, wink, nudge, nudge ). I am a linguist and a computer geek. My goal is to master at least eight languages.

Crap about my life...

I’ve done a lot of stuff. I mean a lot. Started playing bass guitar at 13. I joined the U.S. Navy (Active Duty), like, four months after high school to straighten my ass out. Call it desperation, but I loved the Navy. I was stationed at the Naval Academy (Annapolis, MD). After the Naval Academy, I went to air-traffic control school at Millington NAS in Memphis, Tennessee to become an air traffic controller.

In Austin I worked as an FM radio DJ for 10 years under five different names and for 13 different stations, including Austin's best rock-n-roll station 93.7 KLBJ.

I re-joined the Navy after 9/11; because 9/11 "royally" pissed me off, and I felt it was my duty to this great country of ours.

My current sitcha'ation…

I live with 5/6 of our children and my husband...

This is the love of my life, my Belvedere martini. Oh - and my husband, Matt .

Me and Matt

OUR CHILDREN:

Ushi
Ushi Neko MooKitty ("Prada")
Louis
Louis Vuitton MooKitty ("Louie")
Gucci
Gucci McGreyson ("Gucci")
Versace
Gianni Versace McGreyson ("Versace")

Mikey
Michael Kors McTabbycat ("Mikey")

Note: We gave our cats regal designer names because they are all shelter rescues and unwanted castaways, so we wanted to give them names that made them special.

Our first-born son, Ryan Anthony, and our daughter-in-law Madison, are both medical doctors in Dallas.

Ryan and Madison

Ryan and Madison

I love Asia (especially Japan and Korea), and I travel often to various countries. Some call me a “jet-setter,” but I call myself a “country-hopper.” I have a humongous passion for Pink Floyd. I am especially fond of David Gilmour.

I love other stuff, too: cats (I LOVE cats!), hard rock, and anything or anyone involved with the creation(s) of Monty Python, Absolutely Fabulous, the Office, and British humor in general.

Stuff I Like a Lot: South Park, Cartoon Network's Regular Show and Clarence, Seth Rogen movies like "Superbad," "The Interview," "22 Jump Street," and "Observe and Report" (yes - I think he's funny. BOOM!) “Napoleon Dynamite,” “Tropic Thunder,” “The Devil Wears Prada,” "Team America: World Police," yadda yadda. If you have a sense of humor, and the ability to be compassionate, I adore you already. Funny people are the happiest people, fer’ sure. I love BMW’s and designer clothes. Oh yeah... and I'm a Trekkie and a total tech nerd.

Special thanks to my great friends in Austin, Japan, Korea, Poland, Australia, and England on my website who never fail to make me smile!

Links to my Life and Travels

My life in Austin, TX

My life in Kona, Hawai'i

Korea

Poland (a.k.a, the Muthaland)

Jolly Ol' England

Japan

Australia

China

New Zealand




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Last Update - 2015